sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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babycakesbriauna:

nikkisshadetree:

loveniaimani:

ctron164:

areddrum:

YASS!! FUCK It UP!!! lol He was Like “Senior Citizen My Ass Get Into These Moves”

Dude the plastic bag on his hip !!!

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Go in grandpa! Go in!

nikkisshadetree, jea-nte, scandalbitchinheels, screengeniuz

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Get it gramps! Get it boy!!!!!

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ignitioncrisis:

roseofdeathyetfulloflife:

dumbledores:

cool-jelly:

jdotslack:

feeling-salty:

I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.

aww.

damn…

what do you mean drawn better thats the best fucking stickman ive ever seen fuck you

ohh the tears…the actual tears from this T wT

My babiessss

(Source: psuedofolio)

gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco

jackanthonyfernandez:

babefield:

there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

you all laugh but this is so true and i think it’s a fabulous sensation! the more surreal and abstractness we allow the better we will be